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Thursday, February 19, 2009
 THE PRICE OF LOVETHE PRICE OF LOVE Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and first thing he see is a couple of aspirins and a glasss of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. He takes the aspirins and notice a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!" He walk downstairs-the house is spotless. So he goes to the kitchen and,sure enough, there is a hot breakfast on the stove with his favourite type of bacon and eggs,and on the tale, his favourite morning newspaper, brought from the newsagent. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks,"Son, What happend last night?" His son says, "Well Dad, you came back home around 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, punked in the living room, pissed on the bathroom floor, and gave yourself a lack eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks," So, why everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies," Oh, that! Mum dragged you into the bedroom and, when she tired to take your trousers off, you said, 'GET YOU HAND OFF ME, BITCH! I'M MARRIED!" PRICE TAG: Self-induced hangover -$100 bucks Broken furniture - $2000 bucks Breakfast - $10 bucks Saying the right thing to you wife when you are drunk - PRICELESS! I dont care, Monster Boy's Lady Girl |